Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from school with detention
- Son: Mum, I got detention.
- Me: OMG, what did you do?
- Son: I hit a kid.
- Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
- Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
- Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
Reblogged from Pretty things don't last. (Click)
“And now, the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail in their rendition of ‘The Cell Block Tango…’
Reblogged from i was not magnificent.
